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Good call on those hips—Leah may not be great on the eyes, but man can she pump them out. After a handful, Rachel, who believes she is going to be forever barren, is given a son who is named Joseph. Because Jacob loves Rachel more than Leah, he makes it pretty clear that his sons by Leah are nothing next to Joseph; he loves him so much that he gives him a dreamcoat in amazing Technicolor. This makes his other sons jealous. They get together and decide something has to be done.
They decide the best revenge would be to sell him into slavery and tell their father that he’s dead.
They take him to the middle of the desert where they sit him down and have a good talk; everyone is crying when it’s over and they have a group hug.

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