Jacob gets the birthright, but now his life is in danger. His brother is on the verge of killing him to get it back. His parents send him off to live with his uncle, Laban. He immediately falls in love with Rachel, his cousin. He marries her, but on his wedding day when he lifts the veil, he discovers he’s been tricked into marrying Rachel’s less than average looking sister, Leah. Now what?

Jacob should do the cousinly thing and keep Leah because she has nice childbearing hips, but also demand to have Rachel as well. Two cousins are always better than one, right?

Jacob should confront his uncle and say not only is Leah ugly but her name is spelled all wrong. It should be Leia, so at the very least people will look back and say that’s who inspired the great Star Wars hero. Suggest Esau should take Leah.