Well that’s just great. He’s dead! Fortunately the crazy man in the ark got to live, and so did a bunch of animals. 

Stop here if you’d like the hero to accept his destiny in hell, and spend eternity living it up with his new best friend torture, and then start the journey over.

See how his life could have turned out had you chosen the luxury cruise with Noah (sorry, but he’ll still have to return to hell when the adventure is over, but at least he’ll be in good company—I hear Frank Sinatra and Kurt Cobain have a pretty good band that plays in the third realm of hell on Friday nights).