God creates Adam, the first man. Things are going pretty good until he decides Adam has too many ribs, and he’s going to rip one out of him to create another person, who he calls woman but Adam calls Eve.​

Adam decides Eve is a pretty special lady because she makes him feel sort of funny down there for no logical reason, and so he asks her to go study.

Adam decides he’d rather leave the Garden of Eden than spend the rest of his life hearing Eve’s constantly nagging him to put the toilet seat down.