Good choice Abram lived happily ever after-except he had to change his name to Abraham, but that’s just a minor detail. God gave Abram all he ever wanted: a son—named Isaac. Now God asks for a sacrifice…the son he just gave him.

Um…well that’s nice and all. And he really does deserve a fist pump for that big solid he did with the son. But I think a more appropriate sacrifice might be something a little more…goaty. Like a goat.

God is God and Abram is not. He should do as God commands.